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welcome to "the nightly show," with larry wilmore. i'm your host larry wilmore. i hope you like our set. ( laughter ) i'm just asking. just a question. since you've been here since 3:30, you might be just a little-- you know. ( laughter ) i have a great audience tonight. a little cranky, but that's okay, that's okay. ( cheers and applause ) >> larry: no-- guys. don't nobody mess with my crew except me. now you know, year only a month into 2015, and already it's a great year for gay marriage. >> florida becomes the 36th state to recognize same-sex marriage. >> a federal judge overturns south dakota's constitutional amendment banning same-sex marriage. >> larry: nice, south dakota. man well, the guys on mount rushmore can finally make it official. ( laughter ) yup. that teddy is a bear. that's for sure, right? ( laughter ) absolutely. okay, but you know what? to be honest, i thought same-sex marriage was already legal in-- i apologize. you know, i've been so involved with my blackitty-black-black stuff. i just have been lacking my gayitty-gay-gay. sorry. i haven't
welcome to "the nightly show," with larry wilmore. i'm your host larry wilmore. i hope you like our set. ( laughter ) i'm just asking. just a question. since you've been here since 3:30, you might be just a little-- you know. ( laughter ) i have a great audience tonight. a little cranky, but that's okay, that's okay. ( cheers and applause ) >> larry: no-- guys. don't nobody mess with my crew except me. now you know, year only a month into 2015, and already it's a great year for...
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i'm larry larry, larry -- larry wilmore. all right, thank you very much. you've all heard what's going on with nbc news anchor brian williams. now, a lot of people have accused him of lying. i'm not going to go that far but it does appear that somebody has been slow-jamming the truth. >> nbc's brian williams, he's stepping away temporarily from the nbc nightly news desk. >> he got caught in a lie about being on a helicopter that came under fire in iraq. >> i made a mistake in recalling the events of 12 years ago. >> larry: simple mistake. as a fellow purveyor of fake news, part of me sympathizes with brian williams. i understand how stories get blurred over the years, especially in tense situations. once i reported that i cold-cocked george foreman in his grill. turns out, i just put cold-cuts on a george foreman grill. got it confused. okay? easy mistake. in a weird way, brian williams' confusion is the perfect metaphor for the entire war on terror -- nobody has a damn clue what's going on. we have been fighting in this thing since 2003. we started by loo
i'm larry larry, larry -- larry wilmore. all right, thank you very much. you've all heard what's going on with nbc news anchor brian williams. now, a lot of people have accused him of lying. i'm not going to go that far but it does appear that somebody has been slow-jamming the truth. >> nbc's brian williams, he's stepping away temporarily from the nbc nightly news desk. >> he got caught in a lie about being on a helicopter that came under fire in iraq. >> i made a mistake in...
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i'm larry larry, larry -- larry wilmore. all right, thank you very much. you've all heard what's going on with nbc news anchor brian williams. now, a lot of people have accused him of lying. i'm not going to go that far but it does appear that somebody has been slow-jamming the truth. >> nbc's brian williams, he's
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i'm larry larry, larry -- larry wilmore. all right, thank you very much. you've all heard what's going on with nbc news anchor brian williams. now, a lot of people have accused him of lying. i'm not going to go that far but it does appear that somebody has been slow-jamming the truth.
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let's check in with larry wilmore at the nightly show. larry wilmore. lar-- what? what's the matter. >> hey, jon hey. >> jon: wait, -- >> no, no that's trivial stuff i was-- i was sad about you know income inequality, as it relates to housing policy. yup, that's all. >> jon: inequitable subsidy allocations. >> well, yeah, why wouldn't i be, jon. i mean -- >> why would he pass instead of running, jon! it was on the one yard line! the one! you will be all right larry we'll see you in a little minute. that's our show, stay tuned for the night low show. here it is, your moment of zen. >> i'm hoping the others drop out, leave me by myself. that would be delightful for me. and if that news happens the rest of the next few months i would be delighted. that would be great. >> don't hold your b comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> larry: tonightly -- america's obesity rate creeps up 27.7%. on the plus side, now it's higher than our math scores. a a third of americans are obese? that's the most depressing thing i've heard since that kid t
let's check in with larry wilmore at the nightly show. larry wilmore. lar-- what? what's the matter. >> hey, jon hey. >> jon: wait, -- >> no, no that's trivial stuff i was-- i was sad about you know income inequality, as it relates to housing policy. yup, that's all. >> jon: inequitable subsidy allocations. >> well, yeah, why wouldn't i be, jon. i mean -- >> why would he pass instead of running, jon! it was on the one yard line! the one! you will be all right...
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welcome to "the nightly show," with larry wilmore. i'm your host larry wilmore. i hope you like our set. ( laughter ) i'm just asking. just a question. since you've been here since 3:30, you might be just a little-- you know. ( laughter ) i have a great audience tonight. a little cranky, but that's okay, that's okay. ( cheers and applause ) >> larry: no-- guys. don't nobody mess with my crew except me. now you know, year only a
welcome to "the nightly show," with larry wilmore. i'm your host larry wilmore. i hope you like our set. ( laughter ) i'm just asking. just a question. since you've been here since 3:30, you might be just a little-- you know. ( laughter ) i have a great audience tonight. a little cranky, but that's okay, that's okay. ( cheers and applause ) >> larry: no-- guys. don't nobody mess with my crew except me. now you know, year only a
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larry wilmore have fun on the show. join us tomorrow night, here it is, your moment of zen. >> state and local authorities are trying new methods to urge parents to vaccinate their kids. ktla steve live in hollywood, steve. >> years ago, mike measles was virtually eradicated from the united captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> larry: tonightly -- war, what is it good for? i have no idea. i was asking you guys. we look at our relationship with war and revisit the movie "black hawk down," or as brian williams calls it, "the brian williams story."
larry wilmore have fun on the show. join us tomorrow night, here it is, your moment of zen. >> state and local authorities are trying new methods to urge parents to vaccinate their kids. ktla steve live in hollywood, steve. >> years ago, mike measles was virtually eradicated from the united captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> larry: tonightly -- war, what is it good for? i have no idea. i was asking you guys. we...
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we'll check with larry wilmore. nice week off, did you have a good week off. >> week off? we did some killer shows last week, jon. we solved black incarceration. then i did an epic takedown of corporate greed and after our thursday show gender inequality, no longer a thing jon. >> jon: larry, larry, we were dark last week. the network showed reruns. >> so none of those shows went out. >> jon: not on television no. all that [bleep] you mentioned, still problems. >> and it still [bleep] all right. i guess we'll get them next time. >> jon: that's our show. good luck everybody watch nightly. by the way in all of hullabaloo of the week before and the announcement of leaving and everything, i forgot to till, that, here it is on is on the blue ray and there are all kinds of feet oours, me dancing naked a bunch. (cheers and applause) >> jon: you can get ahold of us t is on blue ray you can use it in your blue ray player. but it's designed for. here it is your moment of zen. >> they have adopted a theory of religion that is a thousand years old. they are required to worldwide call-
we'll check with larry wilmore. nice week off, did you have a good week off. >> week off? we did some killer shows last week, jon. we solved black incarceration. then i did an epic takedown of corporate greed and after our thursday show gender inequality, no longer a thing jon. >> jon: larry, larry, we were dark last week. the network showed reruns. >> so none of those shows went out. >> jon: not on television no. all that [bleep] you mentioned, still problems. >>...
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let's check in with larry wilmore at the nightly show. larry wilmore. lar-- what? what's the matter. >> hey, jon hey. >> jon: wait, -- >> no, no that's trivial stuff i was-- i was sad about you know income inequality, as it relates to housing policy. yup, that's all. >> jon: inequitable subsidy allocations. >> well, yeah, why wouldn't i be, jon. i mean -- >> why would he pass instead of running, jon! it was on the one yard line! the one! you will be all right larry we'll see you in a little minute. that's our show, stay tuned for the night low show. here it is, your moment of zen. >> i'm hoping the others drop out, leave me by myself. that would be delightful for me. and if that news happens the rest of the next few months i would be delighted. that would be great. >> don't hold your b comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ♪ i'm going down to south park, gonna have myself a time ♪ ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪ ♪ humble folks without temptation ♪ ♪ going down to south park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ ♪ ample parki
let's check in with larry wilmore at the nightly show. larry wilmore. lar-- what? what's the matter. >> hey, jon hey. >> jon: wait, -- >> no, no that's trivial stuff i was-- i was sad about you know income inequality, as it relates to housing policy. yup, that's all. >> jon: inequitable subsidy allocations. >> well, yeah, why wouldn't i be, jon. i mean -- >> why would he pass instead of running, jon! it was on the one yard line! the one! you will be all right...
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larry wilmore have fun on the show. join us tomorrow night, here it is, your moment of zen. >> state and local authorities are trying new methods to urge parents to vaccinate their kids. ktla steve live in hollywood, steve. >> years ago, mike measles was virtually eradicated from the united captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> larry: tonightly -- america's obesity rate creeps up 27.7%. on the plus side, now it's higher than our math scores. a a third of americans are obese? that's the most depressing thing i've heard since that kid told me he was dead in that super bowl commercial. we're asking the big questions. is fat a disability? is obesity a sight? is obesity a civil right? are you going to finish that? it's the "the nightly show"!
larry wilmore have fun on the show. join us tomorrow night, here it is, your moment of zen. >> state and local authorities are trying new methods to urge parents to vaccinate their kids. ktla steve live in hollywood, steve. >> years ago, mike measles was virtually eradicated from the united captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> larry: tonightly -- america's obesity rate creeps up 27.7%. on the plus side, now it's...
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larry wilmore have fun on the show. join us tomorrow night, here it is, your moment of zen. >> state and local authorities are trying new methods to urge parents to
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larry wilmore have fun on the show. join us tomorrow night, here it is, your moment of zen. >> state and local authorities are trying new methods to urge parents to vaccinate their kids. ktla steve live in hollywood, steve. >> years ago, mike measles was virtually eradicated from the united captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> larry: tonightly -- america's obesity rate creeps up 27.7%. on the plus side, now it's higher than our math scores. a a third of amer
larry wilmore have fun on the show. join us tomorrow night, here it is, your moment of zen. >> state and local authorities are trying new methods to urge parents to vaccinate their kids. ktla steve live in hollywood, steve. >> years ago, mike measles was virtually eradicated from the united captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org >> larry: tonightly -- america's obesity rate creeps up 27.7%. on the plus side, now it's...
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let's check in with larry wilmore at the nightly show. larry wilmore. lar-- what? what's the matter. >> hey, jon hey. >> jon: wait, -- >> no, no that's trivial stuff i was-- i was sad about you know income inequality, as it relates to housing policy. yup, that's all. >> jon: inequitable
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i'm larry wilmore! last night was the 87th annual academy awards. what a great show.
i'm larry wilmore! last night was the 87th annual academy awards. what a great show.
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larry wilmore have fun on the show. join us tomorrow night, here it is, your moment of zen. >> state and local authorities are trying new methods to urge parents to vaccinate their kids. ktla steve live in hollywood, steve. >> years ago, mike measles was virtually eradicated from the united captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ♪ i'm going down to south park, gonna have myself a time ♪ ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪ ♪ humble folks without temptation ♪ ♪ going down to south park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ ♪ ample parking day or night ♪ ♪ people spouting "howdy, neighbor" ♪ ♪ heading on up to south park gonna see if i can't unwind ♪ ♪ mrph rmhmhm rm! mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪ ♪ come on down to south park and meet some friends of mine ♪ all right, children, as i'm sure you all remember today we're gonna continue our biology lesson by dissecting an organism. yeah! whoo-hoo! now, what we are going to dissect today is the west indian manate
larry wilmore have fun on the show. join us tomorrow night, here it is, your moment of zen. >> state and local authorities are trying new methods to urge parents to vaccinate their kids. ktla steve live in hollywood, steve. >> years ago, mike measles was virtually eradicated from the united captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ♪ i'm going down to south park, gonna have myself a time ♪ ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪ ♪...
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it has been interesting to watch larry wilmore and the nightly show. now this is taking advantage of the mobile video opportunity. just in terms of being able to share clips and segments you can get from the shows, comedy central has done an outstanding job in adapting to social consumption. >> there have been so many people -- you mentioned larry wilmore, but there are so many others who have gone on to big things from that show, most of whom are pretty busy but you wonder how many might be considered as a replacement for john stewart. >> the cnn money headline they ran with today was did comedy central lose three of their biggest stars in a year or two years? the timing is a little unfortunate. it was summer of 2013 when john oliver stepped in and guest hosted. some people wondered if he was up to the job. he did an amazing job and landed his own successful series on hbo. it's unfortunate he can't just take over because i think he'd be the natural replacement, but there are a good stable of correspondents and diverse correspondents with jessica willi
it has been interesting to watch larry wilmore and the nightly show. now this is taking advantage of the mobile video opportunity. just in terms of being able to share clips and segments you can get from the shows, comedy central has done an outstanding job in adapting to social consumption. >> there have been so many people -- you mentioned larry wilmore, but there are so many others who have gone on to big things from that show, most of whom are pretty busy but you wonder how many might...
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i'm larry wilmore. look a lot of you may not know this it's true. i'm a huge space nerd, okay. or blerd if you will. if you don't know what that means you can always bloogle it, okay. anyway, i grew up loving space. and space love is a tough love because the object of your affection space, will crush your lungs and suck clean every fluid from your body in mere seconds. is it like marriage? in many ways yes, it is. (laughter) anyway today is a key day in space such exciting news. on screen. >> the second of three space walks at the international space station took place today with commander barry wilmore. >> nasa light engineer barry wilmore. >> barry wilmore. >> barry wilmore. >> astronaut barry wilmore. >> snapped a selfie outside the space station. >> larry: that's right earthbound bitches respect respect! (cheers and applause) barry wilmore walking in space. i can't believe it. i mean i love space and now space is the hottest new hero has a name one letter away from mine. i mean this is like if you are a huge music fan in the early '60s and your name was nick jagger, or if y
i'm larry wilmore. look a lot of you may not know this it's true. i'm a huge space nerd, okay. or blerd if you will. if you don't know what that means you can always bloogle it, okay. anyway, i grew up loving space. and space love is a tough love because the object of your affection space, will crush your lungs and suck clean every fluid from your body in mere seconds. is it like marriage? in many ways yes, it is. (laughter) anyway today is a key day in space such exciting news. on screen....
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since then he's nurtured comic talents like steve carell, stephen colbert, john oliver larry wilmore and others. he's becoming a savvy political pundit and media critic, most recently weighing in on the brian williams scandal. >> why, bri. why bri lie? sigh. >> stewart did not say when his run as host will end, but mentioned july september, or the end of the year as a possibility. he also said he has no immediate plans for a post-daily show career. as for reasons for his departure, stewart hinted at spending more time with his family. >> i'm going to have dinner on a school night with my family, who i have heard from multiple sources are lovely people. >> shortly after his announcement comedy central leased a statement thanking stewart for his contributions to the network, reading in part, he is a comic genius generous with his time and talent and will always be part of the comedy central family. stewart, meanwhile, thanked his staff. >> i love them and respect them so much. >> we love you, jon. >> no! >> sad to see him go. comedy central has not named a replacement, but with stephen
since then he's nurtured comic talents like steve carell, stephen colbert, john oliver larry wilmore and others. he's becoming a savvy political pundit and media critic, most recently weighing in on the brian williams scandal. >> why, bri. why bri lie? sigh. >> stewart did not say when his run as host will end, but mentioned july september, or the end of the year as a possibility. he also said he has no immediate plans for a post-daily show career. as for reasons for his departure,...
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i'm larry wilmore. look a lot of you may not know this it's true. i'm a huge space nerd, okay. or blerd if you will. if you don't know what that means you can always bloogle it, okay. anyway, i grew up loving space. and space love is a tough love because the object of your affection space, will crush your lungs and suck clean every fluid from your body in mere seconds. is it like marriage? in many ways yes, it is. (laughter) anyway today is a key day in space such exciting news. on screen. >> the second of three space walks at the international space station took place today with commander barry wilmore. >> nasa light engineer barry wilmore. >> barry wilmore. >> barry wilmore. >> astronaut barry wilmore. >> snapped a selfie outside the space station. >> larry: that's right earthbound bitches respect respect! (cheers and applause) barry wilmore walking in space. i can't believe it. i mean i love space and now space is the hottest new hero has a name one letter away from mine. i mean this is like if you are a huge music fan in the early '60s and your name was nick jagger, or if y
i'm larry wilmore. look a lot of you may not know this it's true. i'm a huge space nerd, okay. or blerd if you will. if you don't know what that means you can always bloogle it, okay. anyway, i grew up loving space. and space love is a tough love because the object of your affection space, will crush your lungs and suck clean every fluid from your body in mere seconds. is it like marriage? in many ways yes, it is. (laughter) anyway today is a key day in space such exciting news. on screen....
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i'm larry wilmore! last night was the 87th annual academy awards. what a great show. and i have to be honest with you. i was a little concerned because the oscars were sort of set up to be like a new york city winter -- long and white. to be fair. to be fair. but i thought neil patrick harris did a good job acknowledging that. >> tonight we honor hollywood's best and whitest -- sorry brightest. >> larry: see, that's a pro right there. you acknowledge the awkward racial reality of the evening and move on. well done, sir. what else? >> octavia spencer, no matter what happens tonight, do not take your eyes off the briefcase, got it? no bathroom breaks. no chitchat. >> larry: hold on a second. you can't make a joke about how white the oscars are and then turn around and literally make octavia spencer "the help"! not well done, sir. i'm going to have to take that back. look, these oscars were so white that when lonnie lynn and john stephens won for best song, they couldn't even use their black names. that's right, common's real name is lonnie lynn. good call on the name ch
i'm larry wilmore! last night was the 87th annual academy awards. what a great show. and i have to be honest with you. i was a little concerned because the oscars were sort of set up to be like a new york city winter -- long and white. to be fair. to be fair. but i thought neil patrick harris did a good job acknowledging that. >> tonight we honor hollywood's best and whitest -- sorry brightest. >> larry: see, that's a pro right there. you acknowledge the awkward racial reality of...
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i'm your host larry wilmore. welcome to the "the nightly show." before we start, there's a storm that's hit new york city. so god bless you guys for coming in. unbelievable. (cheers and applause) i appreciate it. i don't know how you're going to get home. look outside our studio right now. i saw this outside on the sudden river ten minutes ago. not making this up. that's my ride home. my u-bear. now, there's not only a storm here in new york city. this was another storm gathering at the box office this weekend. >> american sniper is really hitting its mark. the blockbuster details the life of legendary navy seal chris kyle. the deadliest sniper in u.s. history. he's played by bradley cooper. >> you got a grenade, handing it to the kid. >> now number one for the second weekend in a row already bringing in more than $200 million in the u.s. >> larry: 200 million? man! that's the cost of, like, 40 seconds of the actual iraq war. (applause) so "american sniper" is already the biggest january release ever and is on pace to beat "passion of the christ"
i'm your host larry wilmore. welcome to the "the nightly show." before we start, there's a storm that's hit new york city. so god bless you guys for coming in. unbelievable. (cheers and applause) i appreciate it. i don't know how you're going to get home. look outside our studio right now. i saw this outside on the sudden river ten minutes ago. not making this up. that's my ride home. my u-bear. now, there's not only a storm here in new york city. this was another storm gathering at...
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>> seriously, you picture me and larry wilmore at the playground, and he's in a suit, who do you leave your kid with? >> well, he has a suit on? >> larry: i'm not sure if we should spaimpg our kids or not, but i do know never leave your kid with ♪ your favorite taco bell treat... ...is now a coffee. we'll give you a second to drink that in. introducing new cinnabon delights coffee from taco bell. treat yourself. and get four free cinnabon delights with purchase. ♪ with t-mobile and iphone 6 you can make wi-fi calls beyond the reach of cellular networks. hey brandon what's up? so you can talk from down here. smile for grandma! or text pictures from up here. ok, there we go, should we send a photo? you can even make calls, way over here. talk and text over wi-fi, with wi-fi calling on iphone 6. only from t-mobile. now get iphone 6 for $0 down. every cookie here at left twix® is extra crisp so it stays crunchy when we apply caramel and chocolate. >>right twix has the same thing. they have packing tape like that over at right twix? try both. pick a side. twix music: lively orchestral
>> seriously, you picture me and larry wilmore at the playground, and he's in a suit, who do you leave your kid with? >> well, he has a suit on? >> larry: i'm not sure if we should spaimpg our kids or not, but i do know never leave your kid with ♪ your favorite taco bell treat... ...is now a coffee. we'll give you a second to drink that in. introducing new cinnabon delights coffee from taco bell. treat yourself. and get four free cinnabon delights with purchase. ♪ with...
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i'm larry wilmore. i appreciate it. thank you very much. now you know what tonight i want to get right to it. we've got breaking news coming straight out of cupertino. this is very exciting. >> iphone keyboards are about to get a lot more diverse. those tiny cartoon people, emojis they'll soon be available in six different skin tones. right now all emojis are light skinned. >> larry: yeah baby. ( cheers and applause ) man i'm just speechless. i'm just a swirl of black smiley face wink. tongue o
i'm larry wilmore. i appreciate it. thank you very much. now you know what tonight i want to get right to it. we've got breaking news coming straight out of cupertino. this is very exciting. >> iphone keyboards are about to get a lot more diverse. those tiny cartoon people, emojis they'll soon be available in six different skin tones. right now all emojis are light skinned. >> larry: yeah baby. ( cheers and applause ) man i'm just speechless. i'm just a swirl of black smiley face...
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i'm your host larry wilmore. welcome to the "the nightly show." before we start, there's a storm that's hit new york city. so god bless you guys for coming in.
i'm your host larry wilmore. welcome to the "the nightly show." before we start, there's a storm that's hit new york city. so god bless you guys for coming in.
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we'll check with larry wilmore. nice week off, did you have a good week off. >> week off? we did some killer shows last week, jon. we solved black incarceration. then i did an epic takedown of corporate greed and after our thursday show gender inequality, no longer a thing jon. >> jon: larry, larry, we were dark last week. the network showed reruns. >> so none of those shows went out. >> jon: not on television no. all that [bleep] you mentioned, still problems. >> and it
we'll check with larry wilmore. nice week off, did you have a good week off. >> week off? we did some killer shows last week, jon. we solved black incarceration. then i did an epic takedown of corporate greed and after our thursday show gender inequality, no longer a thing jon. >> jon: larry, larry, we were dark last week. the network showed reruns. >> so none of those shows went out. >> jon: not on television no. all that [bleep] you mentioned, still problems. >>...
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>> seriously, you picture me and larry wilmore at the playground, and he's in a suit, who do you leave your kid with? >> well, he has a suit on? >> larry: i'm not sure if we should spaimpg our kids or not, but i do know never leave your kid wi ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ romance... ...and midnight romance the women's fragrances by ralph lauren. available at macy's. your fragrance destination. ( cheers and applause ) >> larry: all right. it's okay. thank you. it's time to get real on a personal level. i love this crowd tonight. ( cheers ) but now we gotta keep it 100. remember, i'm going to ask each of you a question. if the audience thinks you're keeping it 100% real with us, they'll let you know, and i'll give you this fancy, high- quality sticker. if you don't i'll give you weak tea. we'll give everyone the same question on this. retta, let's start with you. and whatever your child situation is now, just don't think about that. it's what's on this card okay? right now you have one kid. you have one kid. like, a young child say 8 or 9, whatever. it's not your 22-year-old scenario, because this do
>> seriously, you picture me and larry wilmore at the playground, and he's in a suit, who do you leave your kid with? >> well, he has a suit on? >> larry: i'm not sure if we should spaimpg our kids or not, but i do know never leave your kid wi ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ romance... ...and midnight romance the women's fragrances by ralph lauren. available at macy's. your fragrance destination. ( cheers and applause ) >> larry: all right. it's okay. thank you. it's time to get real on...
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and they did the same with larry wilmore when accomplish and going on his own as a host. and so i'm not too tough on comedy central, because they rode it out and tremendous talent they lost and now they have to figure out a way to replace them. >> and both of the ent gentlemen could go on to hbo and follow the path?. >> and jon stewart, cnn? >> i am pulling for the amy poehler here. >> and i love that. >> stay with me everyone. we will continue the conversation on the changing very quickly and fast-changing media landscape. we will be right back. yes! one phillips' colon health probiotic cap each day helps defend against these occasional digestive issues... with 3 types of good bacteria. live the regular life. phillips' sir, we're going to need you on the runway later don't let a severe cold hold you back. get theraflu. it has the power of three medicines to take on your worst pain and fever, cough and nasal congestion. theraflu breaks you free from your toughest cold and flu symptoms. so you never miss a day. theraflu. serious power. ♪♪ there's confidence. then there
and they did the same with larry wilmore when accomplish and going on his own as a host. and so i'm not too tough on comedy central, because they rode it out and tremendous talent they lost and now they have to figure out a way to replace them. >> and both of the ent gentlemen could go on to hbo and follow the path?. >> and jon stewart, cnn? >> i am pulling for the amy poehler here. >> and i love that. >> stay with me everyone. we will continue the conversation on...
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>> seriously, you picture me and larry wilmore at the playground, and he's in a suit, who do you leave your kid with? >> well, he has a suit on? >> larry: i'm not sure if we should spaimpg our kids or not, but i do know never leave your kid with ♪ so... that hostel you found on booking.com turns the last night of your trip... into the first day of the rest of your life. ♪ in that perfectly selected romantic château... words escape you.... luckily, she doesn't. nine months later.... responsibilities. two of them. you take them to an eco-lodge... to become one with nature. ...and they do. ♪..but there's a story inside you. so you check into this log cabin where, inspiration... ♪... strikes. ♪ ♪ each booking success propels you to even greater heights... launching your masterpiece... at a tokyo five-star hotel. reconnecting at a tropical paradise.... that shouldn't exist... but does. soaring above this castle resort with your father-in-law.... who finally seems to like you. life can be like that, when you get it booking right. booking.com booking.yeah ( cheers and applause )
>> seriously, you picture me and larry wilmore at the playground, and he's in a suit, who do you leave your kid with? >> well, he has a suit on? >> larry: i'm not sure if we should spaimpg our kids or not, but i do know never leave your kid with ♪ so... that hostel you found on booking.com turns the last night of your trip... into the first day of the rest of your life. ♪ in that perfectly selected romantic château... words escape you.... luckily, she doesn't. nine months...
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we'll check with larry wilmore. nice week off, did you have a good week off. >> week off? we did some killer shows last week, jon. we solved black incarceration. then i did an epic takedown of corporate greed and after our thursday show gender inequality, no longer a thing jon. >> jon: larry, larry, we were dark last week. the network showed reruns. >> so none of those shows went out. >> jon: not on television no. all that [bleep] you mentioned, still problems. >> and it still [bleep] all right. i guess we'll get them next time. >> jon: that's our show. good luck everybody watch nightly. by the way in all of hullabaloo of the week before and the announcement of leaving and everything, i forgot to till, that, here it is on is on the blue ray and there are all kinds of feet oours, me dancing naked a bunch. (cheers and applause) >> jon: you can get ahold of us t is on blue ray you can use it in your blue ray player. but it's designed for. here it is your moment of zen. >> they have adopted a theory of religion that is a thousand years old. they are required to worldwide call-
we'll check with larry wilmore. nice week off, did you have a good week off. >> week off? we did some killer shows last week, jon. we solved black incarceration. then i did an epic takedown of corporate greed and after our thursday show gender inequality, no longer a thing jon. >> jon: larry, larry, we were dark last week. the network showed reruns. >> so none of those shows went out. >> jon: not on television no. all that [bleep] you mentioned, still problems. >>...
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i'm larry wilmore. i appreciate it. thank you very much. now you know what tonight i want to get right to it. we've got breaking news coming straight out of cupertino. this is very exciting. >> iphone keyboards are about to get a lot more diverse. those tiny cartoon people, emojis they'll soon be available in six different skin tones. right now all emojis are light skinned. >> larry: yeah baby. ( cheers and applause ) man i'm just speechless. i'm just a swirl of black smiley face wink. tongue out. sunglasses. i don't know if i should just peach, flower bullet train or french horn, battery bath tub. ( laughter ) okay, i'm not really good at this. all right. but it's huge, man, this is huge. really good news. all right enough of that. turning to tonight's toing. there was a really disturbing story in north carolina earlier this month. >> in north carolina three university students, all muslims, were shot to death. police have charged their neighbor, craig hicks with first degree murder. >> larry: another now i know this is a pretty serious st
i'm larry wilmore. i appreciate it. thank you very much. now you know what tonight i want to get right to it. we've got breaking news coming straight out of cupertino. this is very exciting. >> iphone keyboards are about to get a lot more diverse. those tiny cartoon people, emojis they'll soon be available in six different skin tones. right now all emojis are light skinned. >> larry: yeah baby. ( cheers and applause ) man i'm just speechless. i'm just a swirl of black smiley face...